Monopology

Rules and regulations of Monopoly

I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!

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Sizzle Snatch

The burning, irrated condition one develops upon the outer vaginal region when one tans (either outside in the sun, a tanning bed, etc.) naked

"Ow! I just went tanning. Now my junk hurts!"
"Don't you wear a bikini when you tan?"
"Nope I do it naked."
"Ahahahahaha you have a sizzle snatch."

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Jibble

Noun: Bodily chub (especially the chub under ones arms and on ones stomach that jiggles as you do the Wu-Tang)

Kara: *Points Anna's stomach*
Anna: Hey! Don't touch my jibble! *Covers stomach self-consciously with hands*

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