Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

Game Honeymoon

A period of time where gamers (mostly the people who had spent a good amount on a preorder) will hype a game up to the best of their ability either because

A coping mechanism for splashing a decent amount on a mediocre game
Or
They are excited for something different but they haven’t reached the part of the game where it gets really repetitive and boring

“Get this game bro I know it’s gonna be something we play for some time!”
Bro that game isn’t even all that you’re in your game honeymoon phase”