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A feral feline snatched from abject poverty, and brought into the home by altruistic humans under the false notion that the cat would prefer confinement and processed gruel over freedom and fresh rat flesh.
We "rescued" Toby from the alley behind our apartment. He claws at the doors and bites people when they try to pet him, but that's just how a Dumpster Cat shows affection.
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When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
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