tie for first

(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.

You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3

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abeasted

(v) to fatten up; get something fatter

fatten, gain, chub, grow, busty, thick

Oh dear, I think I just abeasted my pet cow!

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