Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

Vacation Face

When you think someone is attractive until they take off their sunglasses and you instantly regret your decision.

It's more common in men, especially when they take mirror pictures inside wearing sunglasses. You instantly know they're ugly.

"Damn, he looks fine."
What did I tell you? You can't trust vacation face!

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