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Irshome

Verb: The act of eating your best friend while touching their mother's soup.

I Just Irshomed Indie.

by VaginalErection January 21, 2012


Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 9, 2014


lumpacious

Adj. A woman with more than two breasts.

Damn that girl is lumpacious

by VaginalErection January 14, 2014

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