Waffle Twat

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

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Jewy Chews

Chocolate candies made from the anus of giraffes.

"I'm so hungry I could eat something out of a giraffe's asshole!"
"Dude...have some jewy chews"

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