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Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.

Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."

by Valencebyte November 23, 2010

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Raw Paw

An internet meme, implying that a puppy is Congressman Ron Paul, satirically mocking arguments for the impossibility of his 2012 election.

Raw Paw doesn't care about limiting gun ownership. Even if you own a gun, he'll still sit there looking at you, hoping you're going to take him on a walk.

by Valencebyte June 19, 2011

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