Streetery

Also spelled 'streatery' -

A fortunate child of Covid, symbolic of human adaptation to harsh conditions, a streetery is a street converted to an eatery. Ideated by foodies and restaurants who can't possibly survive without one another, and pitched to politicians on an empty stomach, streeteries temporarily block vehicular traffic to allow for tables to be dressed and customers, 6 feet apart, to be fed.

The ingenuous plot thus promotes healthy capitalism in several ways.

I biked through the new streetery that opened up downtown. The whole thing looks like a fancy, open-air mall food court

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Covidly

Adverb used to justify about any weird behaviors and activities during a mandatory confinement.

Last night, Billy covidly filled cracks in his ceiling with mashed potatoes leftovers.

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