Pooh Bear

A fellow, late night, removes his pants and boxers, and stumbled around to find a bathroom, with merely a t shirt on, fell into a shower, flushed a shower curtain, tried to jump in bed with me....

“Man, did you hear about Donny Mack?, he Pooh Beared me last night!

Or
Wyndley Pooh Beared route 100 that night....