Grove City

A shithole town in Western Pennsylvania, full of uptight hypocrites and sluts. You might be wondering if it's as bad as the other definitions say it is. It's much worse. No one has any sense of humor. These are the kind of people that watch thie Simpsons not because it's funny, but because they think Flanders makes "a lot of sense." Avoid Grove City at all costs.

Dude 1: "I'm thinking of moving to Grove City"
Dude 2: "...we're not hanging out anymore"
OR
Dude 1: "I'm from Grove City"
Dude 2: "Get out of my house. Now."

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