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When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.
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Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
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While receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently shits in their face.
Susan's hair looks looks like it survived a Japanese Hurricane.
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When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.
Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
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An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.
Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.
Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.
I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.
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