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Receiving a blow job in outer space.
I heard after Neil Armstrong returned from the Apollo mission, he received zeroj from a bunch of space hookers.
The Zen bhuddists of ancient Mesopotamian china practiced a form of art of art known forbias. This technique invovled the shrinking of a penis by use of hand that clenched a dick so tight it drenched all of the blood outside of it.
Zenthforbias the greatest and most sacred form of micropenis oriented arts.
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An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.
Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.
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Dxbreed
Short for dx motherfucking champ|Man Breed. The craziest motherfucker who ever lived. Usually, found dominating rizon or trolling your internet like an anon fiend.
Likes: Screwing up forums, raping women and fucking up the intarwebz.
John Nigger:That motherfucker Dxbreed dissed me, my momma, my family and my race.
Pat Jew: Fucking breed...
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An orgasm while doing something completely and utterly badass.
Simon: Damn... Bill was owning everyone at Gears of War 2 while fucking Josephine cousin right her ass.
Jack: Wow what a badgasm.
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When you fuck an asian girl and your dick gets stuck in her very tight pussy, while she moans like a bitch begging for more.
Masao! Masao! Get the lube call a doctor.
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A cash job is when a girl opens out her hands and you jizz in them as a form of payment for her services.
Yesterday Beth got a cash job so big she brought it to the sperm bank and invested it with double interest.
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