Dennis

Dennis is special, Dennis is shy and Dennis is beautiful. You will fall for him and you will keep him forever in your heart. With some luck you'll go get him and you will marry him. He is the best man a woman could ever find and he will be the best husband and daddy of your childs. Go and make him happy. He deserves you, you deserve him.

Dennis is important, his soul is made of gold and glitter and other fancy stuff. But sometimes there are some very very dark shadows over him who try to get him, don't let them win. Catch these shadows and fucking burn 'em. Make him the luckiest man alive and go to paradise.
By the way, he has a nice big booty... Keep him.

C:"Ya know what's the best in my life?"
Someone: "Chocolate?"
C: "Nope, a Dennis to share my life with"