Isotta

Despite every other in the world, she is the real best girl and woman ever.

Beautiful, smart, caring, empathic and strong like a tiger. Most of them are Italian, and that is the most precious detail of her being such an absolute certain in every human life.

When you treat her the way that she treats you, the heaven will open up its doors to you and you will be happy forever. But never, and I repeat, NEVER make an Isotta being pissed of, or you will regret it for the rest of your miserable life.

"I met Isotta"

"Wo bro what u talking about? Is like a fucking unicorn where the fuck did you find such a rare woman?!?"

"Today you look so Isotta, my dear!"
"Oh my beloved husband this is the most beautiful compliment you ever made to me, let's have sex right now"