log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

Self-Kardashianing

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.

Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount