turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

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Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

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