Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

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Atheo

The atheist god. Helps in a lot of shit if you pray to him. Or not. Whatever.

Fundie: The atheists claim to have no God but if you investigate you'll find they really worship drugs/money/sex/power/sin/are a different sect of Muslims according to the latest researches.
Atheist: Well my god is Atheo, BITCH!

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