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What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.
"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"
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1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.
2: Meat taken from swine.
3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!
2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.
3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
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To carry heavy burdens. One who is said to unlucky or extreamly unfortunate. Also formerly a character on the popular cartoon "The Flintstones."
1. Yo, Lacey I've been a schleprock all week. First my car broke down and while walking to work a bird shit on my head. When I arrived my boss fired me and when I took the bus home I was mugged. By the time I got home my dog Lucky had died.
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1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
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1: A bad lay, esp. one where the dame lays there and might as well be sleeping.
2: Extremely tired and worn out, typically after long, hard hours at work or some other institution of paid torture.
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Man 1: Suzy has a great body.
Man 2: Ya, but she's a total chlorofuck.
2:
Woman 1: Leave me alone, 12 hour swing shifts have me totally chlorofucked.
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