Vauxhall Astra

The best car in the known universe. It's best features include anti-dog missiles, caramel-flavored wipers, cattle-prod and non-ωorking brakes.
The car can go from 0-60 in under 10 hours and costs the same as a helicopter gunship.

Jeremy Clarkson: The car you see is not very good. Quite apart from the fact that it’s a Vauxhall Astra, which has the social appeal of herpes, it has wonky steering and a completely unfathomable on-board computer. But I’d have one.

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latterplay

Pointless after-sex touching and talking.

Woman: Oh god, that was amazing, I love you so much. *Touches man's hand*
Man: Stop with the latterplay. Go to sleep, bitch.