Celsius

The only thing keeping me alive enough to get through my classes today.

“I need a Celsius. Or a Beer. Both work“

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Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

TFC

TFC, True Fucking Chaos, aka, when your roommate's fucking you cat, your mother knocks on your college dorm, security is knocked out in the hall, that bitch steve tripped the smoke alarm again, the others think its a good idea to set a couch on fire, and you're high on a little bit of everything.

“Mommy help me, i’m scared,”

“Oh sweetie,”

“TFC,”

“Oh sweetie im on my way,”

Tweaker

The reason high school security doesn’t go in the boys bathroom anymore, theres always atleast one of them.

Guy 1 “Guys, Jack’s a tweaker,”

Guy 2 “Yeah, we know,”

Guy 3 “He tried to choke me…”

Guy 2 “Okay, thats where we stop talking,”

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

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Mommy

That strange lady you called because college is nothing like you thought it would be.

“Mommy, the other kids are mean, can you come pick me up!”