Mechanical rape

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
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Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.

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Veggin'

A sort of laidback vegan. Someone who is a vegetarian, but also prefers not to eat dairy or eggs when it doesn't inconvenience or insult other people.

Person 1: I told my Mom you were a vegan, but she put alfredo sauce over the pasta anyway. You could just eat the salad, but I think she'd be offended.

Person 2: As long as it doesn't have any meat, that's okay. I wouldn't want to inconvenience your family, so I'll just be a Veggin' for tonight.

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