Haris

Definitely a sociopath. Most likely murders young puppies at his free time. Also likes watering plants and cooking. Sheds skin twice a year and his long hair is actually a tupée. Will appear as a handsome, charming, social, interesting young man. Will cast a spell on you. Might sleep with you. Hates anal, will dominate you, likes knives. Very high possibility this will be the last time you sleep ever. Might also appear as an old wise japanese samurai. He likes anal in that form.

If he appears on a motorcycle and offers you candy do not get on that thing. It's a trap.

High possibility he'll achieve greatness with minimal effort.
Even higher possibility of killing himself doing something incredibly stupid.

Haris' garden is spectacular, but where is the puppy he adopted last week? Haris must have taken it to his dojo in Okinawa.