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Conflict

noun
/ˈkänˌflik(t)/
a serious disagreement or argument, typically a protracted one.

verb
/kənˈflik(t)/
be incompatible or at variance; clash.

Our interests are conflicting, we do not want to pusue both

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023


Wobblymop

Noun: Unable to pitch a tent.

See also:
ED

You're such a fucking wobblymop, you sad waste of oxygen.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023


Snigglewump

Derived from Latin
Verb: To provide political commentary
Noun: A rare terminal heart condition that most commonly occurs in geriatric men who have type 2, 3, or 4 klimby.

Verb: Jonathan is a distinguished man, he often snigglewumps on British politics.
Noun: My grandpa just died... he had snigglewump due to type 3 klimby :( womp womp woooomp

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023


Klimby

Latin: klimb - to climb

Verb: To cutely climb in a rodent-like manner
Noun: a phenomenon that most commonly occurs when one has romantic feelings towards a squirrel or similar climbing rodents

Verb: I klimbied up that wall so well, everyone thinks of me as the cutest rodent! I'm not a villain, but if I was, I could sneak anywhere that I'd surely be considered hot dog man for any crime!

Noun: I am so fucking attracted to that squirrel, I have type 2 klimby, but damnnnnn, she looks just like a rodent in those clothes.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023


Scher

Noun: A teacher incapable of teaching/A person who overuses the phrase, "Don't shoot the messenger!"
Verb: To covertly fail at your job while implying innocence

Don't shoot the messenger guys, I'm no scher! I'm hot dog man!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023


Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.

I didn't do it, I'm straight hot dog man, bro!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023


Spingoo

Spingoo:

Verb: The liquidation effect on the brain as a result of high G-loading.
Noun: A victim of the aforementioned

I drive so fast, I spingooed my grandma!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023