Cop

An extremely cowardly person. The lowest level of being a coward.

“Why are you behaving so violently without provocation? Are you a cop?”

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

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Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode

In fantasy baseball competition, "Rebuild Mode" is a term used for a shitty team trying to save face.

My team sucks this year because we are in Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode.