Random
Source Code
Random
1. An officer of the law.
2. To obtain
Are you a cop? No? Aight, lemme cop summa dat weed.
2815👍 752👎
A australopithicine male who Tugga wants to "get" because Crunk didn't share the bananas he found with the rest of the tribe.
"Urf! I wan big food. No have big food for days!"
"I heared Crunk have big food!"
"Crunk have big food and he no share with Tugga? Tugga will get Crunk! Tugga will make pink thing come out of Crunk head!"
9👍 31👎
A restaurant chain that shamelessly whores itself to minorities, and evidenced by their latest "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm luvin'it!" campaign. The food is terrible with the exception of the fries, McChicken sandwich, and McFlurry.
Probably laces the food with nicotine.
As the last french fry disappeared forever beyond her event horizon, Sally accidentally saw her reflection in the window and shuddered at what she'd become. At that moment she realized there was only one logical course of action: she had to sue McDonald's.
366👍 142👎
A mediocre actor that the ladies adore because of their bisexual tendencies.
Orlando Bloom: Bend your ears to the distance, friends. I sense great danger approch...ing...uh, line please.
Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
142👍 145👎
Anal sex or stimulation
Yuna thanked god for the wonderful snex she was having.
38👍 42👎
Derogatory term for a someone from the country. Somewhere between a bumpkin an a redneck, though they tend to get wrongly lumped in either category. Unlike bumpkins, they are aware of the world beyond their rural setting, and probably have lived briefly in the city before returning to the quieter life they prefer. Unlike rednecks, they are generally educated, nice people who don't chastise non-religious people and aren't racist.
Loser: Yawl check out the new guy in the mail room? 'Bout time we hired us a real life redneck.
Me: I'd say he's more of a hick.
Loser: What's the difference?
Me: Yo momma.
1442👍 1005👎