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Just when you think there is are no impossibilities in life try to suck a corn nut soft!
The male population in general.
Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!
Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.
A person that everyone wants to hang out with because they are wild and free and everyone always has a great time when they hang out with this type of person
Man i got to hang out with a duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus last night and i had the time of my life.
I wish there were more duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus ' in the world because the laughter and fun never stops with them.
When someone licks someone else's butt hole or sticks their tounge inside someone else's butt hole
Dude last night I picked up a hooker and I asked her if she would tounge punch the fart box and she did!!!!
A professional reverse follower so instead of following behind you they are in front of you
I think i had a proseedar last night. I saw them right in front of me everywhere i went.
A combinitation of invisible and camoflauge.
When you are looking for something and can't find it anywhere yet it is in plain sight but you don't see it repeatedly the item is invisiflauge
I looked everywhere for my car keys three times and they were on the end table where I always put them but I didn't see them until just now. They must have been invisiflauged.