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A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.
I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.
Being restrained by a man in a moving vehicle instead of a seatbelt.
*I would love Chris Helmsworth as a permanent manbelt in my car.
Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.
*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.
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Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.
The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.