paper jam

When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.

"Oi babe, theres some paper jammed in ya anus, lemme take it out??"
"Yee"

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