soptimize

To add bugs to software in the attempt to improve it. Specifically, to add bugs while seeking dubious performance enhancements. From a programmer using the nickname "sopwith."

He's angry I won't accept his patch, but I just can't let him soptimize this next release.

veeked

The feeling from taking way too much vicodin

I was veeked out of my mind at that show!!!!!