Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

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Slipknot

n. Another one of those nu-metal rock groups that believe screaming and wailing nonsensical lyrics while “thrashing” on their guitars is a form of music. Hell, avoid this and all metal bands and new-age rock bands. Listen to something good, like David Bowie.

Notice how all the Slipknot fans do not use proper grammar? Notice how they have no grasp of the English language. Hell, the bastards wouldn’t know proper grammar if it crawled up and bit them in the ass.

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Dyslexic

An excuse used by people of various careers to rationalize their failures or shortcomings. This term came into existence during the “Soccer Mom” generations, as American mothers were scrambling for a reason as to why their children were so stupid.

That fellow isn’t dyslexic; he’s just an idiot.

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