kaffer budgie

A South African term to describe flies.

Look at all those kaffer budgies eating that kid's eyes.

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Velociclunge

Like the extinct Velociraptor, the Velociclunge, is a horrible, angry, gross looking bird of a woman who more often than not, thinks she's God's gift to men, and a spoiled brat who has to have everything her way and probably has a fanny like a punched lasagne. Usually the woman in the street throwing a tantrum at her fella for buying her the wrong tampons.

"Hey Cheryl, check out this Velociclunge outside kicking off about her wedding..."