LPU

We are the Vertos! Our day starts with "good morning, LPU" and ends with "good night, LPU". Home to the best rice bowls on the planet. No bargain on 75% attendance. Tea from unihospital is phenomenal. Therapy is expensive, so chalo unimall ghumke ate hai. The only north indian university with 80% south indians.

Him: Are you from LPU?
Him 2: No bro, I am a verto.