Amon-Gorloth

A under-appreciated eldritch god within the Cthulhu mythos, in Cthulhu lore he created the world and got so invested in it he accidentally buried himself under the desert. So now he’s asleep under there I guess.
Also he looks like a sphinx with tentacles, a humanoid shape, four arms, one eye, and a monstrous mouth. Or if your boring and go with a different interpretation a giant scorpion covered in eyes.

person 1: “dude this one guy amon-gorloth from the Cthulhu mythos is really cool”
person 2: “isn’t Cthulhu the only interesting one?”
person 1: “dude.. he isn’t even one of the most powerful ones..”
person 3: “yeah but the author supported Nazi’s and even as he died considered anyone not of the aryan race a demihuman”
person 1: “shut the fuck up kevin a majority of the stories aren’t even written by him”

lemon

a word used when describing a eldritch being that has been tormenting your dreams. please help it doesn’t let me call it by its name, it can only be known as lemon, it won’t stop.

person a: “hey are you okay?..”
person b: “lemon.. lemon..”
person a: “what?.. why are you talking about lemons?..”
person b: “LEMON!”

whore

your mother
get rekt

😎

person a: “I fucked yer mom shitlips!”
person b: “dad please shut up”
person a: “how do yah feel about yer mom bein a whore?”
person b: “dad you’ve been married for 20 years and she’s never cheated on you”

meanie

A very serious insult that should only be used if you want to mentally damage your opponent. If you find yourself in a situation that you believe would justify you using it take a moment to reflect. Always remember insults cannot be taken back even if you apologize later.

person a: “hey little stupid bitchface asssucker what are you doing here?”
person b: “shut up meanie”
person a: *literally dies of emotional damage*