bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

knob rot

a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.

Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.

Your in the jungle, a trooper is down, gangrenes setting in, "Who's used all the penicillin?" "Oh mark pattson sir, he's got knob rot of some tart"

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Chainsaw

Noisy power tool with moving cerrated metal blade designed for ease of chopping down trees and other such tasks. A lot cooler than knives, at any rate, and make great murder weapons.

Somebody beheaded me with a rusty chainsaw

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bhainchod

A word that can be used instead of punctuation in a sentence. Such as: fullstops, comas, semicolans, question marks, exclamation marks, etc etc. Can also be used to replace most grammer in sentences, such as nouns, pronouns, verbs, adjectives, etc etc.

Bhainchod that bhainchod doesn't bhainchod listen to a bhainchod word I say bahinchod

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columnbined

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

Freck

A playful/joking way to call somebody a freak, as in odd or weird.

"What are you doing that for, ya freck?"

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Self-own

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

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