Warpig

1) A warmonger. Someone who views war/violence as the best, if not only, means to solve conflict.

2) An morbidly obese, impossibly ugly woman.

3) A wartime Placebo. Be it a bigger, faster, prettier, more advanced, or simply more expensive rocket, gun, bomb, vehicle or other device.

Note: A Warpig does NOT have to be more effective in practice, just make the owner/user feel more confident.

1) "Hey, you hear the latest about <Terrorist Leader>?"

"Oh that warpig?"

2) "She was built like a tank with a face only a mother could love."

"Oh man, sounds like a real Warpig."

3) "See Dick's new Warpig?"

"What; he got another new gold-plated gun?"