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A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.
Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!
A virgin male behemoth that sits in his mom's basement all day and never goes outside while simping for vtubers and anime girls. These creatures also ban people who put memes in #general. They also like to prey on 13-year-old girls just like their role model, Eat Dat Prison Food 445.
Discord Mod: Please keep the memes out of #general
Person: Shut the fuck up you fucking behemoth. Go touch some grass.
Discord Mod: Is that mod disrespect? !ban@Person staff disrespect.
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Something I will never experience in my sad pathetic life.
My friend: Hey bro did you get a date to prom?
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.
A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.