Prombie

Occurring During Prom Season, (Also Applicable During Homecoming, But The Pun No-Longer Works.) It Describes These Soul-less Legions Of Classed-Up Bohemian Teenagers In Hummer-Limos And Dead-eyed Faces Merely Doing The Night's Activities In Hopes Of Scoring With A Girl Way Out His League. They Tend To Frequent Apple Stores (For The Cameras) And Hot Topic (Because The Anarchism Back-Packs Are On Sale).

God Dammit, I Wish Their Weren't So Many Prombies Lazing About, I Want To Get My Jones Soda On! Every Year It's Like This, Would You Look At The Cookie Stand, It's Dripping With Preppy Pariah!

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Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.

I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."

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Fauxsy

Amalgamation of "folksy" and "faux". Used to describe people who falsely pepper their speech with southern-isms, to the point of sounding disingenuous or mocking.

I can never decipher how she feels. Every text has three y'alls, a couple darlin's and some long-winded metaphor about critters and the prairie. It's all so fake, she's fauxsy.