Indian Swiffer

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban

Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.

Lawsbian

A lawyer who also happens to be a lesbian.

I feel discriminated against at work because I’m a lesbian, I think I might need to retain a lawsbian