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Escalator Thought

An Escalator Thought is an enhanced realization of a previously unexplored idea or concept that is achieved when a person experiences an increase in altitude. Escalator Thoughts can be formed during multiple means of ascending motion, such as via airplane, roller coaster, elevator, running up stairs, and of course, riding an escalator.

Mike: Hey Alexa, you wanna hear an Escalator Thought?
Alexa: Sure, go for it.
Mike: If you fell down an escalator at the same speed it was rising, you would simply fall in place.
Alexa: Woah.

by Vicmik May 5, 2022


Rimp

"Respectfully Intellectual and Magnificent Person"
Used to describe someone who makes life more enjoyable simply by being around them. A Rimp never puts others down for their differences and always does their best to help others without seeking anything in return. A Rimp falls directly between a Pimp and a Simp and is the perfect balance between the two in nearly all regards.

Vic: Would you rather be a Pimp or a Simp? Please don't say Simp.

Mik: Neither. I'd rather be a Rimp. Best of both worlds.

by Vicmik May 18, 2021