Deck

1. Adj. An alternate pronunciation for the word "dick", commonly used by poservalley girls who use stupid-ass lisps to make men feel as if they are less intelligent than they really are in a futile attempt to impress them.
2. Adj. How queens say dick.

Like o-my-gad my ex-boyfriend is such a deck!

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Sex

The very thing I am getting none of.

Did you get any sex last night, dude?

Naw, I just watched porn again.

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