The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.
Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!