Hate

Hate is when you've wanted to go to Disney World all your life, and you love everything Disney with a passion, but you're willing to give it ALL up for eternity, just to see someone (or a few people) dead.

Satan: I felt your level of hate calling me to this mortal plane; I will violently claim the souls of the bastards who crossed you, but in return, you can never, ever go to Disney World, in this life or the next.

You: Where do I sign?

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