Donald Trump

(Noun) A type of fuck stain that occurs when a willing straight man's obsolete butthole is filled with a premium blend of rusty Pennies, Iguana bones, motor oil, Vaseline, Maggots, Ghost Peppers and PCP while another straight man willingly yet forcefully mashes the ingredients together with his salty throbbing flesh covered glue blaster and simultaneously chews a Cobra Pancreas in half while spitting venom onto his own raging dick with each violent ass crushing thrust nonchalantly on a fucking Tuesday.

"Er mah gerd Hun is that Hershey's Syrup on the base of your cock?" "Nah babe it's just a stain I got from being on the giving end of a dick to ass consultation." " Er mah gerd Hun that is sooo hot. I am dripping with wetness now can I please devour that stain?" " Go ahead Hun and lick Donald Trump off the D." church republican democrat ted cruz donald trump iguana tuesday

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