textette syndrome

Someone who has tourettes when they text.

"He has textette syndrome

..he mite text FUCK YOU out of nowhere ...its nothing don't take it personally."

eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!