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STEP ASIDE!

When you know you can do shit better than somebody else you scream STEP ASIDE! and handle shit like the Boss you are.

Because only a Boss screams when its not needed.

Capten! i canut defuze teh bom!

STEP ASIDE!

"Defuses bomb with nothing but paperclip and ABBA cd"

by Vince_mcflippers May 26, 2010

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Überpedo

A pedophile who has taken it to the "next level"

Lead singer of the Lostprophets Ian Watkins has pleaded guilty to attempted baby rape and producing child pornography. The Überpedo status wedges in between Superpedo and Jimmy Savile (Ascended Lord Omega Kiddyfiddler).

The Pedoladder is notched with differing levels of Innocence eating and along the way levels like Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris indicate the severity of the Tike Touching.

Like a caterpillar breaching the chrysalis, Watkins has emerged as an Überpedo.

"Ian Watkins pleads guilty to attempted baby rape"

"Today we ascend Master Ian Watkins to the dishonorable rank of Überpedo."

by Vince_mcflippers November 27, 2013


Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

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