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When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.
Oh man, every single chick over there has Portuguese sideburns. What are we at an Elvis convention?
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When a guy, who is either having intercourse or receiving oral sex from a black woman, pulls out as he is going to blow his load and shoots it directly into the centre of her face. He then slaps her across the face and the cum spatter created by the slap produces a sunflower-like design. Hence the Somalian Sunflower.
Yo man, I took that chick Boomsheika home with me last night. It got so wild that right at the end I felt like I had to give her a Somalian Sunflower. So I did....and she loved it.
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When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.
Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.
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Very similar to the "Somalian Sunflower" with the major difference being that this takes place outside in a very cold climate area. During intercourse or when receving oral intercourse with a white woman, the man withdraws his penis and blows directly into the girls face, then proceeds to slap her across the face, creating a sunflower-like design with the man spirit. The major difference here is that since they are in a cold climate area, the spooge will freeze to her face causing the Siberian Sunflower.
I banged Aleksandra in her backyard last night. I hit her with the Siberian Sunflower and she's still trying to unstick the remains from her face.
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It is that time of the month when one gets irritable and crabby, essentially the male version of PMS. While the bleeding is minimal, the whining is not. Stay away!
It's just that time of the month, he's benstraighting.
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