Goat Head

An eccentric person who rides/talks about/thinks about nothing but bicycles and has a long goatee.

Damn Goat Heads were everywhere downtown today.

Spicy Dick

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!