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Similar to shmiby, but much cruder
Man 1: hey man
Man 2: whats up shmeby
Man 1: what the FUCK is wrong with you
A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*In text message*
1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
A spider with only seven legs, born on a leap year. This spider's mother was cursed by a russian witch by the name of hilda. A tnecniv can't eat insects and can only eat its own web. This spider can only die if it is eaten by a spider of its same species in Topeka, Kansas. When it is eaten, the cannibal spider will inplode, never to be seen again. Seeing a tnecniv will cause extremely bad luck, unless you give it a spider leg, then it will give you extremely good luck.
Guy1: "Dude, I'm scared, i think i saw a tnecniv yesterday, but I didn't have a spider leg!"
Guy2: "What?! Thats super bad luck! I don't think we should be friends anymore, for my own sake."
Guy1: "Fuck you dude."
A animated show for those whomâstâve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.
Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
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A song by Outkast that is arguably better and more satisfying than sex. With its catchy beat and awesome sounds it is truly candy for your skull.
Girl: man, i love taylor swift
Girl 2: bitch please, i only listen to Hey Ya!, by Outkast, aka the best song.
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A guy who wears glasses but happens to have a large penis.
Wow, that guy, he's a total nadnurb.
The most incredible comeback to any argument. Telling your opponent to spell icup will instantly disable all of their bodily functions and render them udderly defeated. It is the key to the understanding of the universe and can destroy anything that dares to spell it.
Guy: your dumb!
Guy 2: Why donât you spell ICUP NIBBA!
Guy: ok...I. C. U. P.... OH GOD NO
(Implodes)
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