A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.
I've been reading Wikipedia entries for 2 hours. I guess I have a severe case of Wikipedia-bored.
Masturbate/clit stimul. Just a term for women.
The correct definition for men is crank the cradle
I could watch those jocks play all day and wiggle the jiggle during it.
Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!